I received an “ask” expressing interest and asking if we were still doing this, etc. Originally I replied publicly but realized the person had actually left their email in the question, so I’m reposting my answer without the question. Here you go:
Yes, this is still happening. The main roadblock right now is getting female talent together; as you can imagine, it is difficult to find the triple-intersection of:
1) Attractive women
2) who like Homestuck
3) who would be willing to participate in a Homestuck Porn Parody
If you want to see it happen sooner, feel free to help us by pointing people in our direction. Don’t take this to mean male talent isn’t needed, however - we’ve had plenty of good applications there, but nothing is set in stone yet.
If it comes down to it, I’ll just hire professional talent… but I’m not in a particular rush, and I’d really rather have genuine fans cast in the roles. I’m not looking for an overly produced, overly “porny” feel to this thing - I want it to feel more amateur-ish and personal, if you understand.
Answer: Yes! If you have talents in these areas, please feel free to email us. I will get a separate application up for those with “other talents” before too long, but feel free to go ahead and let me know what you’re interested in at the email address if you’d like.
As requested, here is the application form. If you are interested, please fill it out and email your response to “homefuck@hushmail.com”.
1) Are you a fan of (or knowledgable about) Homestuck? Do you have a preferred character you’d like to represent in parody form?
2) Do you own any HS costumes already, or would that need to be provided for you? This isn’t a dealbreaker if not, we plan on having at least one professional costumer to provide costumes.
3) Describe, if any, your sexual limitations for this project. Be sure to specifically include whether or not you’d be open to guy-on-guy, girl-on-girl, etc.
4) Where are you located and what is your current schedule like? Will you be able to easily get a weekend off work whenever to go to a convention (we will likely be filming at a convention hotel room)?
5) Will you be able to provide a current STD test? Are you comfortable working without condoms?
6) List your height, weight, natural hair color, cup size (if applicable), and erect length of penis (from base of shaft, not balls) (if applicable.)
7) Do you have any prior experience in porn? Please briefly describe your experience, if any.
8) What is your prior sexual experience? E.g. if you are a virgin, this might not be a great idea for you.
Additionally, please provide:
a) a scanned copy of your driver’s license (for age verification, etc)
b) photos of yourself. These do not have to be nude; bear in mind that if the selection process moves along far enough, we will be requesting nude photos. A headshot and a clear (i.e. non-angled) shot of your body is sufficient for your initial application.
Finally, I am putting this here because people have asked: this is paid work, NOT volunteer. We are still having internal discussions on exactly how the payment structure will work (it likely consist of a certain percentage of profits on sales of the finished product for a certain period of time.) A flat rate may also be considered.
DO NOT EMAIL US ABOUT THIS IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 18.
(DISCLAIMER: NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS SPONSORED BY ANDREW HUSSIE OR HOMESTUCK, NOR DO WE CLAIM ANY RELATION OR AFFILIATION WITH ANYONE. THIS IS A LEGALLY PROTECTED PARODY.)
I am a young entrepreneur who is getting a team together to film a live-action Homestuck themed porn parody. I am not affiliated with any of the other people who have publicly discussed doing this in the past.
This project will succeed where the past ones failed because my team and I are determined to make it a success.
We have a lawyer working with us pro bono who has assured us that this sort of parody is protected under copyright law.
Currently seeking actors and actresses. So: if you are a easy on the eyes, easygoing, 18 or older, and interested in helping out with the project then we’d love to hear from you.
We’re just getting started, so for now if you have a question or want to apply please submit an ask with an email address where we can contact you.
